After stunning audiences worldwide at last nights Kids Choice Awards, One Direction announced they would be treating fans to a special NAKED performance of “One Thing” on their upcoming North American tour.
The boys will be hitting the Patriot Center in Virginia on the first stop of their sell-out concerts, and Harry Styles was the first to announce the news by saying: “hey directioners! as a treat for u we’ll be performing naked in Fairfax. woo!”
Liam Payne also confirmed the revelation, adding: “we’ve been working out very hard in the gym lately and want to show off our new toned bodies, so as a special gift to all our fans we’re going to be singing One Thing with NO CLOTHES ON!”
Wow! We think we’ve just died and gone to heaven!
Though we’re surprised at the news, all five members of the band are apparently big fans of “the natural look”, and have often been spotted at naturist beaches since forming on the 2010 series of UK X Factor.
Niall Horan commented further: “I’m an Irish lad through and through, and there’s nothing better we love than getting our kit off, and letting the fresh air get to all our nooks and crannys, so it makes perfect sense to go naked for all our fans”.
Liam, in recent tweets to Taylor Lautner, has been asking the Twilight star for some help in the gym, so perhaps all five members of 1D are ready to whip out their six-packs and show the world their new flexed muscles.
OMG… WE… CAN’T… WAIT…
[UPDATE 2nd April 2012. APRIL FOOL! ROFLMAO.... Sorry!]