Shocking reports have emerged from The Sun newspaper in England, speculating that some of 1D might have contracted chlamydia from the koalas they held during a visit to an animal sanctuary in Brisbane.
Apparentely, most koalas in Australia have the disease, and Liam Payne said:
“I’m genuinely scared. This is worrying. I’d have never picked the thing up if I’d known.”
The animal must have been bursting for the toilet as it urinated on a couple of the lads, and it took a particular fancy to Harry Styles – digging it’s claws in and refusing to leave him. How sweet
Would you still fancy the boys as much knowing they might have chlamyida?
Don’t fret, they probably haven’t got it, and even they have it can easily be treated!
Elsewhere, One Direction have certainly been practising their New Zealand dance moves, as they treated their fans to a cracking rendition of the haka at their Auckland gig last night.